- Small your dick
- Unsmall your dick
- Your dick
- Bad
There’s a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???
What do you think this is? Marvel? Actions have consequences
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FYI, this was an actual streetlamp in Wrocław, Poland. Local services removed the overgrowth because apparently nearby people had trouble sleeping with this by their windows.
I would to if I saw a giant monster outside. That looks like a monster waiting for you to sleep to move and end you.
no but matt and jen are such a cute couple
she hulk has dedicated a lot of time to showing that no one will be right for jen unless they treat she hulk and jennifer the same. and they’ve show countless men do the opposite
the very first time that matt is around her in her hulk form, he calls her “jen” while she is actively using her hulk strength to pick him up.
he is the first man (who is also a potential love interest) to do that. to look right at her (kind of) in her hulk for and call her jenifer. i’m pretty sure he’s also the first person to not acknowledge when she switches her forms. he just treats it as if nothing has changed because at the end of the day she is still jen no matter what she looks like
even if they don’t end up together in the long run i hope they stay friends because jen is severely lacking people who will treat her like one person
remember what they took from you
Im just gonna act delusional and pretend they survived
I an just gonna pretend laena and Harwin didn’t die. They survived fanfics are my serotonin cuz how you gonna kill my favs.
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
Rhaenyra Targaryen & Harwin Strong | 1.03 & 1.05
If they gotten married so much drama would have been avoided
Corlys Velaryon sitting oblivious at the head of the family dinner table, while the family at said dinner table consists of;
• Laenor, his gay son
• Qarl Correy, household knight and very, very close friend of said gay son
• Rhaenyra Targaryen, Princess of Dragonstone, Heir to the Iron Throne, his gay son’s wife, and his daughter Laena’s very, very close friend
• Laenor and Rhaenyra’s sons who look nothing like anyone in either House Velaryon or Targaryen
• Ser Harwin Strong, his daughter-in-law’s sworn sword and very, very close friend, who coincidentally looks very like Corlys’ grandsons
• Laena, his daughter
• Prince Daemon Targaryen, his daughter’s husband who is also (1) her cousin (2) his daughter-in-law’s uncle (3) who said daughter-in-law is very, very close to
• Their daughters
• Rhaenys, his wife, objectively the coolest woman in Westeros, who has flowcharts and a short essay on what a ‘polycule’ is stashed away for the day Corlys actually twigs
Where are the Ser Harwin Strong fanfics? We all saw how he threw her over his shoulder.
its so difficult to explain the absolute dread and fear to Americans about the Queen dying because they leap immediately to jokes and memes or rolling their eyes and asking if you're a royalist.
babes....they've planned a national MONTH of mourning for when she dies. all programming shifted to mourning the Queen, and god knows it'll be tory brainwashing.
a funeral costs around 12 million for a prince!! how much is it going to be for a Queen!! a new coronation's price???
the things this black hearted government will cut, or shove through parliament, under the guise of mourning?? the martyring???
energy bills are predicted to rise to £7700 ($8800) a year, do you understand how this can be twisted? inflation to 24%? they're already using the war in Ukraine as an excuse, but this??? gold mine for them.
I'm not saying don't make your jokes, but PLEASE understand if a British person seems horrified and shell shocked because We Know What Comes Next but even then, not under such a fascist and authoritarian government in such a poverty inducing time.
Does everyone remember when the angel accidentally rip our lovely betty white and didn’t take the queen? Maybe God gave the angel a second chance.
I just know the twitter of several countries the queen help colonize is just hell fire funny right now.